dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
So Kai and I were playing the question game and just talking about random shit and then he drops this bomb. That got very deep very quickly 😏
I am eighteen and I am a baby. If you are a real
person and you are still a teenager I am afraid
of you. How do you know how to do your taxes and
talk to important people and remind yourself to
smile? I met Kanye West but I didn’t say a single
word. This morning I had to take a big test so I
threw up from nerves. Talking to someone who
owns a briefcase is the most grown-up thing I’ve
done all day.
I know I am eighteen but that means I am also
seventeen and sixteen and fifteen all the way
down to zero and today I feel like I am maybe
five. I know what adults know how to do but that
just makes me know even more that I am not one.
I want to color a picture and hang it on the fridge
but our fridge is not magnetic.
That last one probably didn’t count as a poem but you know what it had a line break in it so technically it is not prose and anything that isn’t prose is a poem so there it was a poem I am five so you can’t criticize me anyway or I will tell my mom and you will get arrested.
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS
I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM
DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET
MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME
STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE
STOP STOP STOP
Bo Burnham’s what. is the kind of show that will make you piss yourself laughing but every once in a while it hits a nerve and you sit there thinking fuck, that was deep.
how deep was it…… hashtag deep?
you could say it was… hashtag deep
idk though even the “We Think We Know You” thing, how he took his haters’ opinions and made music and did his own thing from what they gave him? idk that kinda got to me.
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise
Can we instill this in like high school and colleges once a week at the very least. Please?
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”